muon is an Alcatel Insight 5005R; it was once my cell phone, and is now a Gameboy.

the phone itself



This phone comes with location-tracking spyware installed by default (like, aside from Google apps). You must enable USB debugging and disable the spyware via ADB. One of these, I'm pretty sure, reports direclty to the Chinese government (Baidu Maps background service).

The camera is terrible, and I have a more palatable phone, so this device now functions purely as a mobile gaming device with all networking disabled.